THE SCIENCE GUY by ~bobbadagirl
INERTIA IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER
[GUITAR RIFF]
Bill Nye came to our school once and tied his bowtie onstage. The camera zoomed on his hands, and my childhood was eclipsed by hand-related sexual arousal.

THE SCIENCE GUY by ~bobbadagirl
INERTIA IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER
[GUITAR RIFF]
Bill Nye came to our school once and tied his bowtie onstage. The camera zoomed on his hands, and my childhood was eclipsed by hand-related sexual arousal.
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill Nye the Science Guy!
Yes please. I remember the bowtie moment clearly. Mmm, bowties. (Also science, yes, but I… actually was a bit...